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The Gordon and Mavis Christmas and 2004 Extravaganza Company Ltd. send you some more seasonal crud - Just a wee reminder that Christmas was never intended to drive us all to sin, but this one should at least make you smile

Images and sounds unashamedly ripped from other unaccredited sources, if you were unlucky you may have also got the appropriate raspberry.

If you like this one just tell your unfortunate friends to come here on purpose, the URL is www.gkf.ic24.net/Open me.htm

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